Why are people in such a hurry to get to work every morning?

Why is it okay to wear something ugly if it’s “in style” (example, those hideous Ugg boots) but not okay to wear something ugly if it’s not?

Why did the music industry kill country music and turn it into generic pop twang?

Why won’t the laundry fairies come to my house at night?

Why can’t magic be real?  I have a growing list of people I want turned into toads or worse.

Why do people always feel the need to make fun of me for being a Cubs fan?  Isn’t being a fan about more than just winning?  What about loyalty?  If it were easy to root for a team all of the time you wouldn’t really be a fan.

Why is liberal a bad word but conservative isn’t?  I’m proud of my liberal-ness.

Why don’t parents send there kids outside to play anymore?  When I was a kid were weren’t allowed to play inside during the summer.

Why do my co-workers insist upon sending me religious emails when they all know that I am unashamedly not religious?

Why do people believe in angels and not ghosts?

Why is it so strange that I’d rather watch baseball than soap operas?

Why can’t Oz be a real place?

Why can’t we have more holidays that require us to dress up in costumes?

Why do people just assumed that if you are married you want to have kids?

Why is it so much easier to gain weight than to lose it?

Why can’t I just be beamed home instead of fighting traffic every afternoon?

Why does the dryer only eat one sock?  Does the dryer monster only have one foot or does it prefer to wear mismatched socks?

Why am I the only one who find it odd that my sister wears Christmas socks all year?

Why can’t I be a super hero?

Why can’t there be a “magic pill”?

Why can’t we all just get along?

Why are none of these answers on Wikkipedia?